Slope Stylist Gifts

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Ski kicker.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Great British Eccentrics.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The Burbs

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

And now bring the girls!

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'