Slope Master Gifts

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Skiing Accidents.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Rock Climber

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

The Perfect Cannonball

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"Wear a helmet."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Rock Climber