Slope Stunt Master Gifts

Experts only

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiing Accidents.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

And now bring the girls!

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Skier with an anchor.

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Learning to Ski.

"I am snowploughing!"

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

Skiing Race

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

This is the longest chairlift on the mountain. Hey, let's talk politics, total stranger!

Child building a snowman