Slope Jokester Gifts

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

Snowprov

Cow Blue Arrows

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

Santa making the most of his sack.

'Finally, some help around the house!'

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

Rude Snowman