Slope Side Joke Lover Gifts

Ski Toilets

'First of all, relax.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Giraffe Haircut

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Skiers

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

'How was your ski trip?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

Ski Resort. Two lift tickets with senior discounts, please. Lift. It's ironic when you think about it, Ernie ... Being senior citizens who still ski well means we're not going downhill fast!

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'I love the leg room.'

'Water, there's a fly in my slop.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Skier with an anchor.

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

'Salt!... Salt!...'

"I am snowploughing!"

Ski Instructor

This is the longest chairlift on the mountain. Hey, let's talk politics, total stranger!

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

'I'm fed up with being so short.'

Bad moments in skiing.

British/French Rivalry.

Caution Dry Floor

Slippery Hockey Game