Ski Slope Humorist Gifts

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Border Guard

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"It needs a bit of work."

Dog on a skateboard.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Bra falling from the sky.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Agricultural Skier

Skier with an anchor.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Ski Toilets

Skiing Accident

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

Laundry Chutes.