Ski Slope Humorist Gifts

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Border Guard

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

Dog on a skateboard.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Bra falling from the sky.

"It needs a bit of work."

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Agricultural Skier

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Skier with an anchor.

Ski Toilets

Skiing Accident