High-altitude Humorist Gifts

Bra falling from the sky.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"If at first you don't succeed..."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The rocket powered skiier

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Flight simulator'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"