High-rise Humorist Gifts

"Luckily there's only one sitting tenant"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Is there a company doctor in the house?

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Cook complaining to milkman

"This leads to the actual library."