High-rise Humor Gifts

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"How was the play!"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

Amongst the Culturati II.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Bra falling from the sky.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I guess this is me."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Sloane Ranger.

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'