Skyscraper Humorist Gifts

Stressed Concrete

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Town Planning Department

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

The return of Miss Subways

Moon's Portaloo.

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Traffic Lights Medicine

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'Design brief.'

Lex Ave Express

Fire Escapes

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here