High Society Humor Gifts

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Wall St. Glitterati

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"This leads to the actual library."

Sloane Ranger.

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.