Modern Society Humor Gifts

More Natural. Two characters find that conversation feels more natural talking through mobile phone costumes. 'somehow,this feels more natural'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Wifi in Hell

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Peter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Hello, Susie, it's R

"Lemonade App: $1"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'The Streetwise Men.'

Rocket charmer.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Hits Needed, please click.

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."

Castle with parking lot.

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"I have only my selfie to blame."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"I need a companion."

"I thought you turned location services off."