Highbrow Humorist Gifts

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

"No Chateau Lafite '62? Guess I'll have a brewskie."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"How was the play!"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Is there a company doctor in the house?

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

Bra falling from the sky.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"This leads to the actual library."

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.