Highbrow Humorist T-Shirts

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"How was the play!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Is there a company doctor in the house?

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"This leads to the actual library."

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Bra falling from the sky.

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Sloane Ranger.