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"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"How was the play!"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Bra falling from the sky.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

"I guess this is me."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Sloane Ranger.

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."