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'There's a stroke of luck! That's our luggage!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"Five bucks he opens it."

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Because we're jerks."

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

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'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

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"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

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'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."