Sky High Humor T-Shirts

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"How was the play!"

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Acme Skydiving School.

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

Bra falling from the sky.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Stressed Concrete

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

Air Billiards

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'