Sky High Humor Pillows

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"How was the play!"

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

Acme Skydiving School.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

Bra falling from the sky.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Stressed Concrete

Air Billiards

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'