Sky High Satirist Pillows

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Cow Blue Arrows

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Shrinking beggar.

Obscure Constellations

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"Oh no, is this the 'Zoo on Another Planet' dream again?"

Post future today

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"Lady Jar-Jar."

Bra falling from the sky.