Sky High Satirist Gifts

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

Shrinking beggar.

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Post future today

"Oh no, is this the 'Zoo on Another Planet' dream again?"

Obscure Constellations

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

Bra falling from the sky.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"Lady Jar-Jar."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Amongst the Culturati II.

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'