Sky-high Jokester Pillows

Cow Blue Arrows

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Galley Christmas

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'