Sky Humorist Pillows

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

The rocket powered skiier

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Clown God

Cow Blue Arrows

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Shaved Ice

"I don't like space."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Mars Rover

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last a few million years, then you'll be as good a new!'

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I knew it!"