Sky Humorist Pillows

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

The rocket powered skiier

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Cow Blue Arrows

Clown God

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Shaved Ice

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"I don't like space."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Mars Rover

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

You are Here

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"