Night Sky Humorist Pillows

"I don't like space."

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Cow Blue Arrows

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Five bucks he opens it."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

Overnight Programming

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'