Comedian In The Sky T-Shirts

"Five bucks he opens it."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Flight simulator'

"I don't like space."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

"There it is again, that tapping..."

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

"Because we're jerks."

Penguins going for flying lessons

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Bra falling from the sky.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"There! Just like new!"

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'