Comedian In The Sky Gifts

"Five bucks he opens it."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Flight simulator'

"I don't like space."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"There it is again, that tapping..."

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

"Because we're jerks."

Penguins going for flying lessons

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Bra falling from the sky.

"There! Just like new!"

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."