Upper Class Humorist Gifts

"This leads to the actual library."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Every class has one. . .

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Hellbillies.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Two Men Dining.

Amongst the Culturati II.

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

How very Hampstead!

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

Sloane Ranger.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."