Upper-class Satirist Gifts

Two Men Dining.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Home for the Holidays

Lex Ave Express

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Unnecessary Surgery

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

Dog Days

"This leads to the actual library."

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

New York's Full Service Bank - Deposits, Holdups, Withdrawals.

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

Will tip for service.

Fun City Update

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Grand Opening

Plutonium

Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

'I'm afraid that from a waste separation at source point of view those cartons will have to go,'

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."