Elite Satirists Gifts

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Trump pardons

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"