Elite Satirists T-Shirts

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"