Upper Class Humorist T-Shirts

"This leads to the actual library."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Every class has one. . .

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Champagne at the hunt

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Hellbillies.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Amongst the Culturati II.

Two Men Dining.

How very Hampstead!

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."

Sloane Ranger.

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."

Help. After Amassing Huge College Debt, I had To Dumb Down My Resume To Get A Job.