Mountain Climber Humorist Gifts

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bird Symbol Hunting

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Mountain escalator.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

The walking dead

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

"Because we're jerks."

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I got tired of being shot at."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'Another myth dispelled'