Mountain Climber Humor Gifts

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Mountain escalator.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Border Guard

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."