Humor Climbers Gifts

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Who's next?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The walking dead

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Because we're jerks."

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

Border Guard

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'