Humor Climbers Pillows

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Who's next?"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

The walking dead

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

Border Guard

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.