Laugh-loving Climbers Gifts

"I expected something a little more spiritual."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Mountain escalator.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

Border Guard

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Coast to coast walk.

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

Ski Lift

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

Climbing Mount Rushmore

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Golf Guru

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

Man hikes up mountain to find no smoking sign at the top

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."