Climbing Comedian Gifts

"Because we're jerks."

"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

'How are they biting?'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

The biggest fish.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

The walking dead