Climbing Comedian Pillows

"Because we're jerks."

"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'How are they biting?'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"My wife is always on to me about eating more vegetarians."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'Your turn to go for water. . .'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The walking dead

The biggest fish.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"