Comedy Climber Gifts

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Man hikes up mountain to find no smoking sign at the top

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Eric wanted to be even HIGHER than Mt.Everest...

Resourceful toddler

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Who's next?"

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Because we're jerks."

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

Climbing Mount Rushmore

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Golf Guru

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Guess they didn't climb every mountain. . ."

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

"I expected something a little more spiritual."