Mountain Climbers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Mountain escalator.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

The walking dead

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Border Guard

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Road Safety

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."

Mountain rescue: two men carry a mountain on a stretcher.