Mountain Climbers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Mountain escalator.

The walking dead

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Border Guard

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

Road Safety

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

Climbing Mount Rushmore

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."