Mountain Climber Banter Gifts

"Cruz! I'm gonna die!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Survival kit

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

People of Courage

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'