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"Cruz! I'm gonna die!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Stairlift around cliff face.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Survival kit

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.