Mountain Climber Humorist T-Shirts

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The rocket powered skiier

Bird Symbol Hunting

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Mountain escalator.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

The walking dead

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"Because we're jerks."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."