Rock Climbing Humorist T-Shirts

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

The walking dead

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"Because we're jerks."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"