Mountain Climber Of The Mind Gifts

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Castle in the Clouds

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

North South.

'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Lance Armstrong.

"Do not chase the tail, for the tail is already yours."

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'