Mountain Climber With A Spiritual Bent Gifts

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Parachuting bishop.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"He's mad at God."

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"The gods really love tight buns."

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"