Mountain Climber Soul Searcher Gifts

'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Mount Everest.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'Oh Yeah ... That's the Ex.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Castle in the Clouds

Covid-19 Vaccine

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'Doctor, the little bitty man with the inferiority complex is here.'

"I see you're enjoying our reflecting pool, General."

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

North South.

"It's a pretty stiff climb up here - Next time, could I just PRAY?"

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

For questions about the Apostles, try Father Benedict, two mountains to the east."

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'