Mountaineer Of The Soul Gifts

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Rock Climber

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Rubbish and Everest

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"