Mountaineer Of The Soul Pillows

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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Rock Climber

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rubbish and Everest

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

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"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'