Mountaineer In Spirit Pillows

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Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Bigfoot tracks...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Rubbish and Everest

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

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"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."