Mountaineer In Spirit Gifts

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'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Bigfoot tracks...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Rubbish and Everest

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"How do I get down?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

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'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!